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Police: 61-year-old arrested for prostitution
Fox News - DFW ^ | Jun 05, 2012 | Alice Wolke

Posted on 06/07/2012 11:11:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Slings and Arrows

So, how much did she offer to pay the Cop?


21 posted on 06/08/2012 1:05:58 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Confucius say, short note better than long memory....)
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Not enough.


22 posted on 06/08/2012 1:22:21 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ll bet all the other women in lockup were thrilled when she arrived.


23 posted on 06/08/2012 2:47:42 AM PDT by equaviator
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Eh, might have brought the tooth-to-tattoo ratio up.


24 posted on 06/08/2012 3:14:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Maybe she bakes you cookies after your session?

25 posted on 06/08/2012 3:36:17 AM PDT by TSgt (The only reason I have one in the chamber at all times, is because it is impossible to have two in.)
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The women arrested for prostitution look nothing like Hollywood starlets.

So either the cops only arrest the “appearance-challenged” or movies and TV are nothing like real life?


26 posted on 06/08/2012 4:20:26 AM PDT by hoosierham (Freedom isn't free)
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With the Obama economy, this is the only job grandma can get.


27 posted on 06/08/2012 4:31:52 AM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: TSgt

They must be really good cookies.


28 posted on 06/08/2012 4:37:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Oh, Wicked Wanda!

(Still at it after all these years?)


29 posted on 06/08/2012 4:41:35 AM PDT by Moltke (Always retaliate first.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There are entire web sites devoted to women over 60 engaging in sex acts. Probably related to the aging of the baby boomer generation. Add that to tv promoting Cougars, MILFs, etc., and it’s no surprise to read about prostitution following suit.


30 posted on 06/08/2012 5:01:29 AM PDT by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: Slings and Arrows

Glad to see the police have time to apprehend these dangerous criminal types


31 posted on 06/08/2012 5:04:07 AM PDT by uncbob
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

I understand the concept of serv[ic]ing a niche market, but in her case that’s a damn small market.


32 posted on 06/08/2012 5:05:24 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The world’s oldest professional.


33 posted on 06/08/2012 5:19:46 AM PDT by IronJack (=)
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The world’s oldest professional.


34 posted on 06/08/2012 5:21:39 AM PDT by IronJack (=)
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Two “ladies” of advanced age worked out of a red car on the side of the road enroute to the Vogelweg training area in Germany.

They were nicknamed “Mortuary Mary” and “Greta Graveyard.”

Whenever we sent anyone to fire at the range we warned them not to stop and ask for directions...


35 posted on 06/08/2012 6:27:59 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse
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That’s like the old joke about the hooker that brought home $60.25 after a hard night out on the streets. When asked “who paid you 25 cents?” she responded “all of them”. Yikes!


36 posted on 06/08/2012 6:34:39 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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According to Google maps, this is the house where she ran her "business."

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37 posted on 06/08/2012 7:08:19 AM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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Over in Cocoa Fla awhile back a 74 yr old man was arrested in a prostitution sting op. He received a standing ovation as he entered the courthouse.


38 posted on 06/08/2012 7:23:34 AM PDT by libertyhoundusnr
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To: TSgt

She's so HAWT.

I wanna see her naked.

39 posted on 06/08/2012 7:28:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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Words never before Googled, “Helen Thomas Naked.”


40 posted on 06/08/2012 7:33:03 AM PDT by TSgt (The only reason I have one in the chamber at all times, is because it is impossible to have two in.)
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