[Eleutheria5]

Virgins forever. 72 of them. What's wrong with this picture? Pictures, poems, rants, jokes and comic sketches welcome.

[2ndDivisionVet]

[Yosemitest]

What's needed is a jib-jab skit.
The terrorist blows himself up, and meets his god, SATAN, who has his 72 virgins, all the same sex as the dumb terrorist, waiting for the terrorist to do the "serving".
The last laugh is always on the Muzzl'em terrorist!

HINT: Take your INFERRIOR religion back to your INFERRIOR country that God cursed you with!!!

[Casie]

Yes yes. But what do the ladies get?! Or are we like camels, useful soulless animals?

Noooooo... islam isn't a cult.

Seriously, some islamic mamas need to beat the holy tar out of their misogynist sons.

[BO Stinkss]

[BO Stinkss]

[BuffaloJack]

I though it was 72 virgin females and 28 virgin boys for buggering. That would be a total of 100 virgins.

[Mister Da]

First & foremost, the idea that muslim martyrs obtain 72 virgins in Paradise makes Heaven little more than a whore house, with promiscuous sex as the primary amusement. This is blasphemy only Satan could appreciate.

Second, there is the old saying, “Be careful what you wish for”. Apparently, muslims don't know this one.

Now, I try to avoid sexism, but dealing with 72 whiny, needy virgins for all eternity is not my idea of Paradise. A good fishing hole comes closer. And if you are looking for a really good romp in bed, an inexperienced, likely terrified virgin may not be the way to go, again, for all eternity, times 72.

What the 72 virgins really tell us about muslims is that the men are sexually frustrated by islam, & they take that frustration out on women, through extreme misogyny, which is encouraged by islam. Men hating & abusing women is not only evil, but illogical & unnatural, as well.

Surely, there is so much evil in just this small part of islamic belief, that islam can only originate in Satan. Any commonality with Judaism or Christianity is by evil design.

[starlifter]