[Revolting cat!]

Doncha people wish someone would do that to you after you croak? It would certainly be a better fate than being a dead Lenin in a mausoleum, or being stuck inside a container on somebody’s mantle.

[dead]

That would be an awesome use for my corpse, but you need much bigger propellers.

Selecting the correct pilot would be key to post mortem bliss. I would need a good friend to know exactly who my flying corpse should terrorize.