Lucky for us Max Brooks has created a manual for this very event!:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Survival-Guide-Protection/dp/1400049628
I have that in audiobook form, too.
You oughta check out the audiobook for World War Z. It’s pretty good.
Some perverted fetish gone wrong? From face-seating to face-eating? One little misspelling and look what happens.