Posted on 05/26/2012 12:39:53 PM PDT by Morgana
FULL TITLE: Revealed: Hundreds of words to avoid using online if you don't want the government spying on you (and they include 'pork', 'cloud' and 'Mexico')
The Department of Homeland Security has been forced to release a list of keywords and phrases it uses to monitor social networking sites and online media for signs of terrorist or other threats against the U.S.
The intriguing the list includes obvious choices such as 'attack', 'Al Qaeda', 'terrorism' and 'dirty bomb' alongside dozens of seemingly innocent words like 'pork', 'cloud', 'team' and 'Mexico'.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
I assume this thread will be closely monitored by the gubmint.
Mexico pork clouds! Mexico pork clouds! Mexico pork clouds!
Aw, jeez! The fact that I mentioned on FB that I’m smoking a pork shoulder this weekend marks me as a potential terrorist...
But I will still go through with my act of delicious terrorism.
Nice pic, but why is the slaw on the side? I like mine on the sammich.
I went to Mexico the other day. I had a pork taco. It was so good I felt like I was sitting on a cloud!!
They will only come after you if you were smoking it in Mexico under a cloud.
I really wanted to pork this Mexican chick who was flying with her soccer team but there was too much turbulence from all the cloud cover. Guess I won’t write about it.
LOL!
DEAR GOVERNMENT MONITORS: I am not with these people, I swear.
Slaw is good on the sandwich.
Good call!
When your medical records go on line, pray you don’t have an infectious disease.
Meanwhile the Secret Service is bopping Central American whores.
Originated Meshell Obigmouthmama . . .
Have seen Ovomit - - -
So - Mr. Gumshoe has moved into computers, and is watching messages with seemingly innocent words like ‘pork’, ‘cloud’, ‘team’ and ‘Mexico’.
Solution:
1. change “pork” to “sweinfleisch”, or “the new white meat”.
2. substitute “atmospheric water caused visual obscurant” for cloud.
3. use “collective effort” instead of team.
4. use “Messico” for both accuracy and avoiding Mr. Gumshoe.
Wookie
Sasquatch
Yeti
Momo
Yowie
Meh-Teh
Raksah
Himalayan Beast
Skunk ape
Abominable Snowman
Kikomba
The Great Bear
Liberty, individual rights, freedom of speech, press, assembly, association, Second Amendment......
Are these on the list, too?
Is “Boob-belt” on the list?
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