My grandfather was an orphan, we don’t know anything about him except he was born in the 1870’s and he had no birth certificate. I have heard him say “how” and I saw him eat watermelon and fried chicken and rice and I once heard him say gracias. So I claim that I am african-american , oriental, native-american, hispanic and any other minority identified on the form. I have instructed my children to do the same. For all I know, he may have been born in Kenya. Christ, I may be related to Obama.
So I claim that I am african-american , oriental, native-american, hispanic and any other minority identified on the form. I have instructed my children to do the same.
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I’ll produce documentation for 50 percent of the take. I’ll file it all in Hawaii. That’ll work.
You, sir, may, in fact, be Obama.