Bigfoot might not be too cooperative about giving a dna sample.
Oh heck, we all found bigfoot years ago, Janet Reno. Now we have a new one....Napolitano.
I saw a bigfoot print in a snowbank in Yellowstone Park last week. It was at least 14 inches long, and the toes had a spread of about 6 inches.
I suspect a DNA analysis would reveal that it was a grizzly bear print. But it’s so much more fun to say I saw evidence of a bigfoot!
What, they all looked like Alfred Hitchcock? |
Don’t you have to find some type of remains (body,fur,bones, turd) to do a DNA test on? My guess is, they will be testing a lot of bear dna
The ONLY way a hominid could live elusively today would be if he'd learned to survive on pine needles.
This is series, it’s a university backed project!
Unfortunately, “cryptozoological material” for the YETI has deteriorated so much due to CO2 exposure over the past decade, that no definitive results can be studied.
However, with the UN $$$ funding of the laser cross transference LED beam isotope deep earth cognitive electrolytic gamma ray isolating neutron emitter technology we should be able to identify YETI excrement.
The UN needs your government $$$$$$$$$$ immediately before this elusive mammal goes extinct!
They would have a better chance of DNA testing the “Loch Moose Monster!”
Thanks for the article. What most people don’t realize, especially those living in crowded cities, is that some 60% of the Earth has only been photographed from aircraft and satellites and remains completely unexplored by man. Folks that laugh at the idea of Bigfoot and Yeti havent spent any time, except for watching the occasional TV show, reading and investigating the possibility.
Oh heck yeh - He lives here. You can see him in this picture (2/3 way down page) http://www.happycampchamber.org/visitors-information.php
There’s a jamboree and fair for him every year
Java Bob’s got a website on his adventures tracking him:
http://www.thebigfootreport.com/2012/03/bigfoot-evidence-robert-schmalzbach.html
Any Federal monies behind THIS scam?