A little diddy we used to sing while on platoon runs:
Batman and Superman got into a fight
Late one evening on a Saturday night
Superman hit Batman down to the ground
Then Batman hit him with some kryptonite
He hit him so hard he drove him insane
Now Batman’s dating Lois Lane
Based on the above information, I have to conclude it is not Batman....
Maybe there’s hope for Jimmy Olsen after all:
The Spin Doctors - Jimmy Olsen’s Blues
Well, I don’t think I can handle this
A cloudy day in Metropolis
I think I’ll talk to my analyst
I got it so bad for this little journalist
It drives me up the wall and through the roof
Lois and Clark in a telephone booth
I think I’m going out of my brain
I got it so bad for little Miss Lois Lane
[CHORUS]
Lois Lane please put me in your plan
Yeah, Lois Lane you don’t need no Superman
Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of Kryptonite
He’s leaping buildings in a single bound
I’m reading Shakespeare in my place downtown
Come on downtown and make love to me
I’m Jimmy Olsen not a ***an, you see
He’s faster than a bullet, stronger than a train
He’s the one who got lucky, got his cape
Around Miss Lois Lane
I can’t believe my dilemma is real
I’m competing with the Man of Steel