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Posted on 05/18/2012 6:02:52 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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41 posted on 05/18/2012 7:36:21 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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42 posted on 05/18/2012 7:39:48 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: sunny48

LMAO!


43 posted on 05/18/2012 7:45:30 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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44 posted on 05/18/2012 7:46:03 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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45 posted on 05/18/2012 7:48:51 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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Here's one that doesn't need to be photoshopped. LOLOLOLOL Obumba meets world leaders
46 posted on 05/18/2012 7:49:17 AM PDT by sunny48 (America, home of the offended)
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47 posted on 05/18/2012 7:51:33 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Liberty Valance; The Looking Spoon
Rejected Draft Of Newsweek "First Gay President" Cover Discovered
48 posted on 05/18/2012 7:52:58 AM PDT by sunny48 (America, home of the offended)
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To: ShadowAce

49 posted on 05/18/2012 7:59:08 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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50 posted on 05/18/2012 8:03:10 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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51 posted on 05/18/2012 8:26:42 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: ShadowAce

Because the re-arrangement is a cheat.

In the center is a rectangle, 1 x 3 ( h x w ). Find this in the original figure and you notice that the diagonal does NOT cross from corner to corner but misses it just ‘smidge’ at both corners. In the re-arrangement, this is ‘corrected’, although the result means that this line, when extended to the ‘new’ corners, actually ‘bends’ slightly as it passes through the indicated rectangle.

Don’t see it ? Try expanding the image and laying a straight edge along this diagonal. Otherwise, get some graph paper and actually cut out the figures and lay them out manually.

BTW: This is derived from centuries of obsession with the so-called Fibonacci Series ( 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, etc. ). The chosen dimensions occur in consecutive elements of the Series. You can construct similar ‘paradoxical dissections’ with dimensions 2, 3, 5 or 13, 21, 34 or whatever.

YMMV

21stCenturion


52 posted on 05/18/2012 8:27:29 AM PDT by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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To: Lucky9teen

German Chancellor Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris.

“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.

“German,” she replies.

“Occupation?”

“No, just here for a few days.”


53 posted on 05/18/2012 8:49:15 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Secret Service issued new rules of conduct for agents Friday.
They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip bars.
The rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage
in such behavior, they can run for public office like everyone else.
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“When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became Optional, and now it’s Legal.

I’m getting out before Our Commander & Chief makes it mandatory.”

GySgt Harry Berres, USMC
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Snow White And The Dwarf Coal Miners

One fateful day the seven dwarfs left to go work at the local coal mine (hey, even little people have to make a dollar) while Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine around noon with their food she saw that there had been a terrible cave in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out for them. She prayed her dwarfs had survived. “Hello, hello,” she cried out... “Can anyone hear me? Hello...” For quite some time, without hearing a word.
Just as she was about to lose hope, Snow White called out one last time... “Hello. Is anyone down there? Please, can anyone here me?” She then heard a faint voice, deep from within the mine. The voice said, “Vote for Obama!”

Snow White, relieved that at least one dwarf had survived, gasped “Oh, thank God Dopey is still alive.”


54 posted on 05/18/2012 8:52:26 AM PDT by unique1
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55 posted on 05/18/2012 9:17:13 AM PDT by Eepsy
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To: Lucky9teen
I've always been a student of history but I didn't know this.

A VERY BRIEF HISTORY OF THE CONDOM

In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

No need to thank me. I do this as a public service for the advancement of American education.

56 posted on 05/18/2012 9:22:43 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: Lucky9teen

57 posted on 05/18/2012 9:31:39 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

58 posted on 05/18/2012 9:43:16 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

OMG....thought that was real....was sad....but then....HAPPY. lol


59 posted on 05/18/2012 9:52:57 AM PDT by Fawn (Rush Babe on Board.)
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To: BenLurkin

Ben,

Proof that 0bama sucks?


60 posted on 05/18/2012 10:12:18 AM PDT by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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