[mrs. a]

I never irked a humble gun,
I never had to flee one.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I’d rather blog than be one.

I know...pretty lame...

[Lazamataz]

I dunno. Not all that lame. Anyone who satirizes Purple Cow, ain't all bad.

There's a followup to Purple Cow, BTW.

Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"—
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!