My wife won’t let me have an angry Italian chick.
Your wife is SO CORRECT! At ALL COSTS avoid “an angry Italian chick”. Your life has been saved by your wife!
However, if you really want a really good ride a hot Italian chick is the way to go. Unfortunately you won’t know if you’re on foot or horseback at any one time as the olde saying goes. Dangerous country that.
“My wife won’t let me have an angry Italian chick.”
My wife is an angry Italian chick, but we work on the anger.
And I’m one of a very small number of Americans to have owned two Fiats.