[Kenny Bunk]

As I predicted a couple of years ago, Public Libraries will soon have SWAT units to swoop down on the (wrong) houses of those with overdue library books.

Frankly, this disgraceful wave wave of overdue books must stop.(Damn that George Bush. This is all his fault!) Mowing down a few family pets at the wrong house with M-16 fire should frighten the peasants into returning those books and CD's NOW.

[kiryandil]

Public Libraries will soon have SWAT units to swoop down on the (wrong) houses of those with overdue library books.

Laugh now, but what if this little terrorist was armed with a sippy cup full of milk when they sent an ordinary officer, without backup? Hunh? THEN WHAT?

Juvenile Showers Taunter With Jug of Milk Charged With Battery

Then they might have had to take her down like Kelly Thomas, this time making sure there were no video cameras around, so they could claim that she was "resisting".

After all, ANYONE in the US can be a danger to the authoritays:

18-month-old baby pulled from flight, parents interviewed by TSA