[kevcol]

No where in the Constitution is it written that a person genetically predisposed to doing so, may not unicycle naked in public. This man's civil rights have been violated. Its high time to recognize and formally legalize the right to unicycle naked. (/s ... just in case)

[RightOnline]

...and bicycling naked; don’t forget bicycling. Females only, of course. Goes without saying.

[hummingbird]

“No where in the Constitution is it written that a person genetically predisposed to doing so, may not unicycle naked in public. This man's civil rights have been violated. Its high time to recognize and formally legalize the right to unicycle naked. (/s ... just in case)”

Absolutely, especially since:

“We asked him why he did it,” Rikard said. “He said he liked the way it felt.”

You know - Life, Liberty and the PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS.

It is in the Constitution. Case closed. /s

[immadashell]

No where in the Constitution is it written that a person genetically predisposed to doing so, may not unicycle naked in public. This man's civil rights have been violated. Its high time to recognize and formally legalize the right to unicycle naked. (/s ... just in case)

Hey, he's probably a member of NANMBLA - North American Naked Man Bicycle Love Association. Soon to be a protected minority eligible for affirmative action programs.