The only sport more boring than basketball is soccer. Fatal injuries in soccer can be caused by a feather dropping on someones head from a pigeon.
I am convinced that most goals scored are pure luck.
Huh?
Is soccer boring? Never heard that before.
Were I Czar, and I mean a real Czar and not a wimpy Obama czar, I would ban soccer and issue all the kids playing it lacrosse gear, making it the official alternate Spring sport to those who don’t want to play baseball. Lacrosse has everything soccer does not - it has scoring, contact, action, and it requires opposable thumbs.
“The only sport more boring than basketball is soccer.”
You’ve obviously never seen a cricket match.