“I am WOMAN!
Hear me moan!
I can't do it.
On my own!
I need someone else to.
Take care of me!
With entitlements
Cradle to grave,
The weaker sex.
Will now be saved!
It's a trade-off.
I am now no longer free!”
Rise and Fight! The election is coming, the election is coming....
No paying work today, but I’m getting the info I need to give the contractor I do work for together, so not a wasted day...
With outrageously expensive clothes
Adorning her fat posterior
Michelle Antoinette demands that
Everyone thinks she’s superior
But no matter how many trips
She takes to Spain to eat quiche
She won’t become a bon vivant-
She’ll always be nouveau riche
Let her eat lobster and truffles-
She’s still a grifter and a phony
If her taste matches her clothes
It might as well be bologna
I like your “I am Woman” parody-I wonder how many verses we could get if we all contribute?
I am woman
Hear me whine
I demand
What isn’t mine
And I need government
Each day in my life
With “free” stuff
I’ll be a slave
Just a weak sister
For Nanny to save
No self respecting guy
Would want me for a wife