It’s a joke and a pretty decent one.
Forgot The Armada that accompanied The Ark.
Tight like a dish, with only one door, a hole in the top and a hole in the bottom.
I think it’s in the book of Ether. Cracked me up when I read it among other things I read.
Yup, young Joe should have confined his fictional B of M to the Spaulding texts, rather than try to add things from his uneducated imagination.