In Massachusetts there's a state law that says if a cop...any cop...suffers a heart attack at *any* time,under *any* circumstances that heart attack is considered to be job related.A Boston talk host mentions it from time to time and says that stats indicate that the *overwhelming* majority of such cops never return to work of any kind (not even desk jobs) and get a huge,tax free pension because of the "job related" factor.
Maybe those that were fired can work for Creative Loafing.
http://clatl.com/