Let's Have Another Dan's Bake Sale at GOP Convention

Rush Limbaugh via YouTube ^ | 5-1-2012 | TheRobb7

[TheRobb7]

A fellow FReeper who was there, mentioned the phenomenon during a recent discussion about how screwed we are with Romney as the GOP standard-bearer.

It got me wondering....what if this happened in Tampa during the convention?

The same non-violence, the same desire to see conservatism carry the day.

I realize that the OWS types will be there protesting, but the effect of 80,000 Tea Partiers on downtown Tampa would be something that couldn't be ignored.

Here's the video link from Limbaugh's old TV show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_maXLUDB4k

[TheRobb7]

Are you listening Rush, Hannity, Beck, Levin, Ingram etc.?

God Bless FreeperNation.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

I like the idea—Occupy the Convention with the Tea Party! Make them recognize us as a force—Lets see if we can kick off an event that will show the world the power and goodness of the People of 1776. Let the snake flag fly! Let the fife and drums roll!

[Patton@Bastogne]

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“The Plan” ...

or "How America said "NUTS !!!" to Mitt Romney in Tampa"



1) Romney’s Hollow-Support:

No one really likes Romney (including George & Barbara Bush) …

The GOP E-RINO club (and Rush Limbaugh) only selected Romney because the other 7-8 GOP candidates wouldn’t drink their Bain Capital “betray America” kool-aide …

Supporters of Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman … loathe Romney

The only folks who voted for Mittens were 75-year old-school “Gerald Ford” Republicans absolutely terrified that they were loosing all their stock-market savings … and plus they don’t really use the internet (FreeRepublic, et al) … all these folks watch is ABC and CNN …

Of course, lots and lots of Mormons voted for Romney … which is why Romney dominated in Utah and Arizona … and got clobbered in The South …

Evangelical Christians … the political “boots-on-the-ground” Infantry of any successful GOP Campaign … are quietly scared to death over this “Mormon Used Car Salesman”



2) “Genuine Conservatives” REFUSE to Play the Juan McCain Game again in 2012:

Tea Party Members …supporters of Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman … loathe Romney

Again … the “political campaign infantry” of the other 7-8 candidates believe (with good reason) that Romney’s $$$ bought endorsements, and Willard’s “despicable” lying-through-his-teeth, and finally, Willard’s “scorched-earth” TV ad campaigns against Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry … and (almost) Rick Santorum in Pennsylvania …

Make all these potential GOP voters … and campaign workers … “vomit” at the mention of Mitt Romney …

The last time the GOP E-RINO establishment told us “Patriots” to fall on our swords for “The Party” (may it’s unholy pro-choice name be blasphemed forever) … they gave us that ….

fill-in-the-blank) Juan McCain … who literally gave Obama the U.S. Presidency on a Silver Platter.

Not again, baby … certainly not in 2012 !



3) “The Secret Patriot Resistance” is Already Born:

OK … so Romney won a lot of delegates … but still 500 short … just like Hitler surprised the French in 1941 …

What to do, Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman ???

Suspend your campaigns. Offer a “token” quasi-soft endorsement of Mittens.

Do NOT give your delegates to Romney.

The Goal ?

Willard “stops” the negative TV ads against everyone.

All the campaign money Romney still has left (aircraft, bullets, bombs, ships) sit “useless” in a warehouse.

No more casualties … for the “good guys” … Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman

And they quietly wait for the surprise counter attack … in Tampa …



4) Mitt Romney’s “Tsunami of Severe Verbal Campaign Gaffes” … until August 2012 …

Every week Romney says something STUPID …

Every week Romney inches (crawls) back to his LIBERAL POLITICAL ROOTS … trying to win-over the political Holy Grail … the (highly over-rated) “Independents" …

Every week … genuine Conservatives QUIETLY decide in their hearts … “There’s no way in Hell I’m voting for that LIBERAL idiot”

Every week … genuine Christian Conservatives QUIETLY decide in their hearts … “There’s no way in Hell I’m voting for that Mormon Anti-Christ cult member”

Every week … Conservatives in California, Texas and 12 other (Primary Voting) states that the GOP E-RINO Club just “tossed-aside” … will QUIETLY decide in their hearts … “There’s no way in Hell I’m voting for that E-RINO Pubbie Imposter”



5) Ten Days prior to the GOP Convention … Sarah Palin's D-Day Landing …

On that day … Sarah Palin … the great conservative Peace Maker will assemble the entire group of 2012 GOP Candidates … except Mitt Romney, of course …

Sarah Palin … and … Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman …

Sarah Palin will declare Mitt Romney’s Candidacy a “complete fraud” … their ammunition will be all the Romney Campaign Gaffes and (new-old-again) “Liberal Mitt Romney” political positions …

Sarah Palin will (in her speech published on YouTube to avoid Fox News Censorship) … will personally nominate the entire GOP Ticket …

Sarah Palin will nominate Newt Gingrich for President …

Newt Gingrich, when it’s his (choreographed) turn to speak after Sarah Palin) … will ask Sarah Palin to be his Vice President …

Sarah Palin will say "Yes Sir !"

As Sarah Palin returns to the podium to accept, she will them “suggest” that Rick Santorum be US Attorney General

As Rick Santorum gives his “informal” acceptance speech, he will “suggest” that Rick Perry be the Energy Secretary …



6) An American Conservative Movement “On Fire Again” …

Over the next ten days before the Tampa Convention’s Opening Bell …

All of Romney’s uncommitted delegates will be invited to meet with all the above folks …

to swap their vote AGAINST the "clearly revealed-reviled" UBER-LIBERAL Mormon Anti-Christ Celestial God-Child (Gay Marriage Lover) ... from Planet Kolob ...

Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Cain, Michelle Bachman …

Mitt Romney can’t run any more campaign ads, because the primaries are all over … Romney’s Bain Capital Campaign Money is “useless” …



7) The 2012 Tampa GOP Convention in August …

Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin win the GOP nomination on the “first ballot” …

Mitt Romney is forever “politically exiled” to the GOP’s Planet Kolob … to join his loser friends like Juan McCain and Bob Dole and Jeb Bush …



8) The 2012 Presidential Election …

Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin win the election in a “Ronald Reagan Landslide”



Future President Newt Gingrich includes these promises in his "21st Century Contract with America":

1) Abolish the EPA
2) FIRE Federal Reserve Banker Bernanke
3) Actively protect America against Islamic Jihad


4) Prayer in the Public Schools -- RETURNED
5) Liberal (Activist) Federal Judges REMOVED


6) Business Corporate Tax Rate LOWERED to 12-percent
7) Individuals to have FLAT-TAX option at 15-percent


8) Promote U.S. Energy Independence -- DOMESTICALLY


9) Build EFFECTIVE U.S. Border Protection by 2015
10) Illegal Immigrants (especially violent gangs) DEPORTED
11) "English" established as the ONLY official language of the U.S. Government


12) U.S. Military "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" ... RE-INSTATED
13) U.S. Military weapon design-procurement cycle reformed


14) Democratic "Dodd-Frank" Legislation REPEALED
15) Democratic "Sarbanes-Oxley" Legislation REPEALED




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P.S. Can any Freepers help me out with the following Political Cartoon Idea ?


I’m still working on the color scheme, but the main idea is to show Mitt Romney climbing into the ACME rocket (with “Joseph Smith Forever” painted on the side) that will take him to Planet Kolob (it’s a Mormon thing, dontcha know) … (cartoon frame one) …


where “Family Man” Mittens is smiling (really big this time) in anticipation of Joseph Smith introducing Mitt to his seven or eight (new) wives … each with their own Cadillac (cartoon frame two) …


As Mitt climbs the step ladder to the ACME Rocket’s hatch … he’s is already showing off his “Celestial God-Child Halo” … which he’s trying (in the cartoon frame) to fit-hammer into his Mormon space helmet).


I for one, am really glad to know that the Mormon Planet Kolob is an M-Class Planet (earth-style) with lots of oxygen.


Mitt would really be embarrassed getting to know (better) his seven or eight new Planet Kolob Mormon Wives with that darned space helmet on … (cartoon frame three) …




Best Regards,


Patton-at-Bastogne



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[TheRobb7]

I second that!

[TheRobb7]

Seeking your opinions on this.

[C. Edmund Wright]

Seeking your opinions on this.

Funny you should ask. I am actually working on a project that you might say is somewhat related to this. Not an event per se, but a partial solution to the same issue. As for this idea of a Dan's Bake Sale in Tampa - I kind of like it. Works well with the idea I am working on (which unfortunately has to stay below board now in deference to some folks helping with it...).

I will follow this with interest.

[Revel]

The bake sale was a great idea for its time. It worked while Rush was a die hard conservative. After the bake sale then Rush really changed. He started to loose his die hard values. He never did anything like that again. If he had stayed on that path then he could have changed America for the better.

[TheRobb7]

I can envision this in Tampa

[little jeremiah]

I like your plan.