That's a tad extreme. Plus you'd have the problem of disease with the rotting corpses. I think threatening them with a job would be worse for them. Working for a living would qualify as torture in the minds of most leftists.
Until then ... I think IB's endless Dan Schutte concert is a good start, but would improve it by adding Marty Haugen, David Haas, and Carey Landry to the (dreadful) mix. I'd add that those who are not Catholic may not understand the full horror of what we're suggesting.