“Yeah, I’m queer as three dollar bill. So I get the contract, right?”
(Man, this system will be way easier to scam than having to pretend we’re minorities.)
You've heard of transexual? I'm transracial. I'm a handicapped Hispanic black lesbian trapped inside a white man's body. Now give me the #($%(#( contract so I can sub it out to someone who actually knows what he's doing.