[SoothingDave]

Rimmer: Mayday, Mayday! I wonder why they call it “Mayday” ? It’s only a bank holiday. Why not “Shrove Tuesday”, or “Ascension Sunday” ? Ascension Sunday, Ascension Sunday! 2nd Wednesday after Pentecost, 2nd Wednesday after Pentecost!

[Explorer89]

I think the secret service guys would have been better off had their drinks had a bit more ullage.

[ConorMacNessa]

The ullage in the Kenyan-in-chief's character is exceeded only by the arrogance with which he is trampling the provisions of the U.S. Constitution.



HAPPY BELTAINE!



Nos genuflectitur ad non princeps sed Princeps Pacem!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[Texan5]

In Obama’s attempts to play
Nixonian power games and such
He needs to hide his enemies lists
And not brag about it so much

Nixon was a much smarter con-
Keeping the leaks to a drip-
And an ullage of damaging facts
Seldom let mob connections slip

It took years to find the truth-
But Obama won’t have that luck-
With his ego, his alibi has holes
Through which you can drive a truck...

[mikrofon]

NTBCW the ululage associated with certain groups who celebrate when evil things happen to America & Israel.