[ImJustAnotherOkie]

It is Unexpectedly unexpected that an unexpected result will be unexpected.

[Lazamataz]

Unexpectedly, I unexpectedly unexpected this unexpected article to unexpectedly unexpect unexpected facts unexpectedly. Unexpecting the fervently unexpectations of true unexepectedness, and unexpected cermoniously unexpectations all unexpected unexpectedly, unexpecting before the unexpected public of unexpected unexpectations in an unexpected way.

[cuban leaf]

—It is Unexpectedly unexpected that an unexpected result will be unexpected.—

I didn’t expect it either.

I’m lying. I did. I expect this to go full on apocalyptic.