Yer about as mean as my damn cat!
You could also get a dog and try this:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.staticflickr.com/24/58683008_2dc4c01d94_z.jpg%3Fzz%3D1&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/mountain_ear/58683008/&h=515&w=640&sz=156&tbnid=AowWTl5CFCxfrM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=112&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcat%2Bfud%2Bfar%2Bside%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=cat+fud+far+side&docid=UPADfhItOnJ60M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=zQeeT-WhBoquiQKrqbBI&ved=0CDsQ9QEwAg
