1 posted on
04/29/2012 6:31:49 AM PDT by
DGHoodini
To: DGHoodini
To: DGHoodini
My fellow Americans. (Laughter and applause.) Mahalo! (Laughter.) It is wonderful to be here at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. What a week. (Laughter.) As some of you heard, the state of Hawaii released my official long-form birth certificate. (Applause.)
Hopefully this puts all doubts to rest. But just in case there are any lingering questions, tonight I'm prepared to go a step further. (Laughter.) Tonight, for the first time, I am releasing my official birth video.
3 posted on
04/29/2012 6:43:39 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: DGHoodini
He’s a half-way good minstrel.
4 posted on
04/29/2012 6:49:45 AM PDT by
dagogo redux
(A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
To: DGHoodini
While every one of his loyal followers are laughing at his pathetic jokes, he’s laughing inside at how blind and stupid they are.
His slogan should be “We’ve left the best in the past, and the worst is yet to come”!
5 posted on
04/29/2012 7:05:12 AM PDT by
mardi59
(THE REBELLION IS ON!!!)
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