Well that's believable.The victim, a Coon Rapids man whom police have not identified, is in serious condition at Mercy Hospital. Police say he suffered fractures on his face and skull – injuries that required more than 50 stitches to close.
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Police arrested King at the house without incident. He denied that he punched the victim, saying that the man just fell over while the two were talking.
That sounds a bit politically incorrect.
"...honest officer, he fell over into my fist, got up and fell over into my other fist!"