Gee, Michelle, get a grip. Remember the “obesity epidemic”.
“Barack, the Freepers are making fun of me again...can’t you send a drone and blow them up or something?”
“Michelle, the last time I blew somebody up for you, I had to invade a country to cover it up...little do the American people know, the ‘Arab Spring’ mess all started necause Moammar said you had chunky thighs...”