[Billthedrill]

Clearly the differently-abled pineapple is a victim of class oppression and it is the duty of the state to see that social justice is served by declaring him the posthumous victor, confiscating the year's supply of toothpaste for redistribution, and executing the rabbit as an enemy of the people.

Why yes, I am hoping for a senior position in the second 0bama administration. Why do you ask?

[jacquej]

Where will the Havanese fit in the second Obama administration?

If you cannot answer this, you are doomed to forever inhabit a FEMA camp!

[txhurl]

Here’s the biggest whopper of the whole article:

..”But it has nothing to do with me. I cashed the check they sent me after about 8 months, and took my wife out to lunch at a cheap restaurant. I believe, she ordered eggplant.”

There is no such thing as cheap eggplant, at home OR in a restaurant.

[kaboom]

This is a racist question! The original eggplant (Italian Mulignan) is derogatory to African-Americans. Changing it to a pineapple is an obvious slur of our Hawaiian born President.

- Rev Al.