Excellent suggestion with zero chance of implementation.
Your plan would make sense to him if, instead of going to college, he had worked in any job for a couple of years.
College delays maturity.
I saw the same article earlier in the week, over on the Yahoo Finance section--complete with a picture. It seems that Mr. Bledsoe also has a nose ring--the kind that goes through the septum--and some gaudy "ear lobe" rings (rivets?)
His "creative writing" degree may not be the ONLY thing, keeping him from a minimum-wage job.