I am bitterly disappointed that all Hell seems to break loose every time I leave for Maine. First Trayvon. Now this. You especially, Guru. Try and keep a better eye on things, will you?
Now for this month's instructions: In order to save taxpayer funds, I propose that the guy who shot the girl he thought was a pig also be tried for shooting that Trayvon Martin fellow. Since I believe Egan is a white man, that should satisfy everyone, including Al Sharpton. I know that I am on firm legal ground here, because Egan had at least as much to do with shooting Martin as that Zimmerman guy.
Two birds, one stone. Capeesh?
Kenny,
Someone’s posting under your screen name. Clearly, both Zimmerman and HawgSlayer Man must be released immediately as neither had even the slightest whiff of ‘mens rea’.
Justice will be done when the girl friend discovers what her boyfriend assumed her to be.
Be sure to watch carefully for the ongoing saga of Corey, the Prosecutrix as she goes full Nifong.
Oh, do remember to be especially kind to your Liberal friends (and we know you have some) because this is a very stressful time for them. Their Savior sassed SCOTUS and judgment is about to visited upon his sacred person. Not mention, his sacred agenda.
Let us follow the wisdom of El Presidente Jorge Boosh, be compassionate conservatives, and feel their pain.