Posted on 04/24/2012 4:33:41 PM PDT by SJackson
LOL!
I think we have a winner!
“Am I the only one who sees a Javelina in this article and not a wild hog?”
Not at all - that was my first thought upon seeing that picture.
“I seriously doubt there are any javelinas in Florida.”
There aren’t, unless on a game farm
“Idiots at ABC know nothing of hunting, just grabbing the first google hit on wild hog pics they could find.”
That’s why they are called ‘presstitutes.
;-)
Once the initial infatuation passes (one week max) it’s easy to mistake any girlfriend for a hog.
Remember the wise men saying: “Somewhere somebody is tired of her shit!”
I could see a Cheney/hunting skit here. “I thought he was a Marxist pig” and he shot Obama. Only when he finds he tagged Obama, he finishes the job.
I am bitterly disappointed that all Hell seems to break loose every time I leave for Maine. First Trayvon. Now this. You especially, Guru. Try and keep a better eye on things, will you?
Now for this month's instructions: In order to save taxpayer funds, I propose that the guy who shot the girl he thought was a pig also be tried for shooting that Trayvon Martin fellow. Since I believe Egan is a white man, that should satisfy everyone, including Al Sharpton. I know that I am on firm legal ground here, because Egan had at least as much to do with shooting Martin as that Zimmerman guy.
Two birds, one stone. Capeesh?
Kenny,
Someone’s posting under your screen name. Clearly, both Zimmerman and HawgSlayer Man must be released immediately as neither had even the slightest whiff of ‘mens rea’.
Justice will be done when the girl friend discovers what her boyfriend assumed her to be.
Be sure to watch carefully for the ongoing saga of Corey, the Prosecutrix as she goes full Nifong.
Oh, do remember to be especially kind to your Liberal friends (and we know you have some) because this is a very stressful time for them. Their Savior sassed SCOTUS and judgment is about to visited upon his sacred person. Not mention, his sacred agenda.
Let us follow the wisdom of El Presidente Jorge Boosh, be compassionate conservatives, and feel their pain.
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