I like Carrie Fisher’s joke about what happened when Elizabeth Taylor’s husband Mike Todd died in a plane crash - a man who was a close friend of Eddie Fisher and the “Todd” he named his son after.
“Mom and Dad were great friends with Elizabeth Taylor and her husband Mike Todd. Mike died in a plane crash in 1958, when I was two, and my dad flew to Elizabeth’s side, making his way slowly to her front. He first dried her eyes with his handkerchief, then he consoled her with flowers, and he ultimately consoled her with his penis”
That’s a great way to console a lady.
“I’m old fashioned. I marry the men I sleep with,”~ Elizabeth Taylor