[xsmommy]

I'm not suggesting that you adopt anyone, because i sure as heck won't. But this is hilarious and very apt:

So much talent going to waste in Dale Hunter's system. And if you adopt Alexander Semin, he'll just lounge around on the front porch, licking his privates. But Roman Hamrlik gave the Canadiens stalwart service, so we'll give the Caps an AI of 2 and hope they last at least one more round because that would mean they've eliminated the ... BOSTON BRUINS What, are you kidding me? Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Which+team+will+adopt/6506750/story.html#ixzz1sy28MN5J

[SoothingDave]

You would think “Hamrlik” would be the one licking his privates.