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To: Lmo56

i peeeeedddd on an electric fence......didnt know it was there. Out shining deer one night when I was 14. Put my 22 down and I really had to let one rip. When you are 14, you dont just pee......you pee for distance . Well, I “found”the electric fence my grandpas neighbor just put up the day before on the edge of his cultivated corn field. Apparently, he put up the fence for the cows to use the field. It turns out he wasnt much of an energy conscious person as he left it on overnight when the cows were in the barn. I am lucky I was just dealing with an electric fence.....as my third leg felt like it was blown up with an M-80. I couldnt even scream for several seconds.....I just fell to my knees and curled into a ball while my cousin stood next to me asking “ what what what what what”? I cannot imagine urinating on the third track.


12 posted on 04/23/2012 2:30:50 PM PDT by Michigan Bowhunter (EFF u Obama.....and you too, Holder!)
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To: Michigan Bowhunter

Any residual effects you’d care to share with us, Sparky?


26 posted on 04/23/2012 2:43:00 PM PDT by Lady Lucky (Retro Sark...because you just never know when you'll have needed a sark tag.)
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To: Michigan Bowhunter

I apologize for laughing so hard....GG


66 posted on 04/23/2012 11:57:43 PM PDT by goat granny
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