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29 posted on 04/22/2012 6:12:05 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)

When I was a lad I could not see
A hand held up in front of me
In spite of how I’d squint and peer
I couldn’t tell my father from my mother dear
My eyes were oh so very, very weak
That now I am an umpire in the National League
His eyes were oh so very, very weak
That now he is an umpire in the National League
As an umpire I gained great fame
I called a player out who wasn’t in the game
Another decision which you may have heard
I’m the guy who made ******* stay on third
My life is a failure, I’m up the creek
That’s why I am an umpire in the National League
His life is a failure, he’s up the creek
That’s why he is an umpire in the National League

30 posted on 04/22/2012 6:21:19 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)