Jerry Garcia and Eric Clapton are captured by a tribe of cannibals in the South Pacific. Before they are to be killed and cooked for the night’s feast, the tribe’s chief asks them if they have any final requests.
Jerry says, “Just hand me a guitar and let me play ‘Dark Star’ one last time.”
The chief then turns to Eric and asks, “How about you?”
Eric replies, “Kill me before he starts.”
A few more Deadhead jokes...
Q: How do you know when a Deadhead has been sleeping in your house?
A: He still is.
Q: How do you know he’s about to leave?
A: The phone bill comes in the mail.
Q: What did the Deadhead say when he came down from his acid trip?
A: “God, this music sucks!”
Q: How do you keep a Deadhead out of your stash?
A: Hide it in the bathtub.
Q: How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 50,000. One to change it, 499 to tape the event, and the rest to follow the bulb all over the country until it burns out.