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To: Lucky9teen; Roscoe Karns

L O L !


23 posted on 04/18/2012 10:28:47 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

In case you missed it, Obama once ate a dog.

Obama: “I can’t believe Romney strapped his dog to the roof of his car. That ruins the flavor.”

I should have suspected something when Obama stopped by Glenn Reynolds’s house for drinks.

All jokes aside, Obama obviously loves dogs. He even wrote a book “To Serve Dog.”

For those not getting the humor, eating a dog in our culture is considered a bit sociopathic.

Our culture is superior.

Politics, it’s an Obama-eat-dog world.

Obama 2012: “Mmm… puppies.”

Obama 2012: “And your little dog, too!”

Obama isn’t anti-woman; when he said “bitch,” he was referring to his meal.

This is a humor goldmine. This is the best thing Obama has ever done for me.

Obama can’t spend his time on these silly attacks; he has a lot on his plate right now.

When Obama was looking for a dog he wasn’t allergic to, I thought it was the dander he was worried about.

There’s that out of touch Romney, too rich to ever have to eat a dog.

Obama: “This proper dog care course is useless; they haven’t said on thing about how long to marinate them.”

Obama 2012: “Hasn’t eaten a dog in awhile.”

Obama: “Well what was I supposed to do with the leftovers from my dog fighting ring?”

Dog bites man – not news. Man bites dog – news. President bites dog – BEST NIGHT OF TWITTER EVER!!!

I thought something funny would happen to Obama like when Carter was bitten by a rabbit, but I was way off.

How can you tell if you’re a humorless lefty? You don’t find this dog stuff hilarious.

We need to get Jeremiah Wright’s opinion on this dog eating thing.

“I promise you: If you like your dog, you can keep him. Though I may ask you to share some with me.”

Obama: “Call me a ‘foodie,’ but I really love the Westminster Dog Show.”

Cesar Milan: “Remember, it’s exercise, discipline, then affection.”
Obama: “Yeah, but what temperature do I set the oven?”

Obama was so disappointed when he went to Taco Bell and found out they didn’t actually have Chihuahuas.

This is a good opportunity if Marmaduke ever wanted to be politically relevant.

I could do this all night, but I’m dog tired – which to Obama means being sleepy from having a big meal.


28 posted on 04/18/2012 10:39:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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