L O L !
In case you missed it, Obama once ate a dog.
Obama: I cant believe Romney strapped his dog to the roof of his car. That ruins the flavor.
I should have suspected something when Obama stopped by Glenn Reynoldss house for drinks.
All jokes aside, Obama obviously loves dogs. He even wrote a book To Serve Dog.
For those not getting the humor, eating a dog in our culture is considered a bit sociopathic.
Our culture is superior.
Politics, its an Obama-eat-dog world.
Obama 2012: Mmm puppies.
Obama 2012: And your little dog, too!
Obama isnt anti-woman; when he said bitch, he was referring to his meal.
This is a humor goldmine. This is the best thing Obama has ever done for me.
Obama cant spend his time on these silly attacks; he has a lot on his plate right now.
When Obama was looking for a dog he wasnt allergic to, I thought it was the dander he was worried about.
Theres that out of touch Romney, too rich to ever have to eat a dog.
Obama: This proper dog care course is useless; they havent said on thing about how long to marinate them.
Obama 2012: Hasnt eaten a dog in awhile.
Obama: Well what was I supposed to do with the leftovers from my dog fighting ring?
Dog bites man not news. Man bites dog news. President bites dog BEST NIGHT OF TWITTER EVER!!!
I thought something funny would happen to Obama like when Carter was bitten by a rabbit, but I was way off.
How can you tell if youre a humorless lefty? You dont find this dog stuff hilarious.
We need to get Jeremiah Wrights opinion on this dog eating thing.
I promise you: If you like your dog, you can keep him. Though I may ask you to share some with me.
Obama: Call me a foodie, but I really love the Westminster Dog Show.
Cesar Milan: Remember, its exercise, discipline, then affection.
Obama: Yeah, but what temperature do I set the oven?
Obama was so disappointed when he went to Taco Bell and found out they didnt actually have Chihuahuas.
This is a good opportunity if Marmaduke ever wanted to be politically relevant.
I could do this all night, but Im dog tired which to Obama means being sleepy from having a big meal.