That’s not a female gladiator, that’s Lorena the First, Queen of the Bobbits
The guy on the ground made the mistake of asking,
“What’s it got in its loincloth pocketses, Lorena—stupid, fat Queen of the Bobbits?”
Laz: The Queen of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, Rome chapter, who won a gold & silver medal and was so proud she had them bronzed.
Or a guy needing a brozier.
On second thought, never mind.
Yet another keyboard spew alert
bravo! ;-)