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To: JoeProBono

I would be willing to wager that he really ticked off the woman in his life.


13 posted on 04/14/2012 11:32:06 AM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
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To: armymarinemom

I have a distant relative who dared his then angry wife, who was holding a distant.22 rifle to and I quote “Damn woman! If you’re gonna hold the thing in your hand you have to mean it!!!”

So he pulled the barrel toward his belly and stepped up to it, so it touched him, in the belly button.

He then yelled “Alright! Go ahead! I dare you! If you were a man I’d say you don’t have the balls!!!

She pulled the trigger.

He now has a scar running from his sternum to his pelvic bone from where the doctors opened him up to stop the bleeding.

Guy’s a moron and I never could stand him.

He passed away a couple of years ago. I think from acute stoopitity.

Darwin won again.


17 posted on 04/14/2012 12:09:45 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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