[Lazamataz]

1) Panic.

2) Panic like a little girl.

3) Panic like a little girl and squeal in fear.

4) Panic like a little girl and squeal in fear and run in circles with your arms in the air.

5) Crap yourself.

Heck, it’s always worked for me.

[jwsea55]

Thanks for the humor.
The first time I called it was like, “I am not prepared for this. I have someone who thinks they are dying and I need to deal with details.”

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

During a crisis, you should always act like something is on fire. If nothing is actually on fire you should set something ablaze so it will be easier for everyone to act like something is on fire.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I always tell them “There's two really friendly golden retrievers here and the first cop gets to shoot them BOTH!” That really lowers the response time.