My father absolutely refuses to allow me to pay for anything, so I have been trying to at least leave the cumshaw when we are out. Alas, today is my last chance as I will be leaving southwest Florida to return to Virginia tonight :-(
Buy him a new wallet, put some cash in it, and give it to him just as you are leaving.
Of course, make sure it’s a style he likes or he may throw it away without looking and then Uncle Leo will end up with the money.
Aw, let your father buy you some meals...you are way to skinny anyway ;^)...it probably makes him happy.