[SoothingDave]

So, anybody commit career suicide while I was gone?

[SoothingDave]

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/09/11104908-more-than-50-bomb-threats-disrupt-university-of-pittsburgh?lite

Someone’s got a new hobby at your alma mater.

[theDentist]

Not I, but the month is yet young, and I’m seeking ideas. Anyone can screw up to be fired, but you gotta come up with something special (like that steward on JetBlue did a year or so ago).

[xsmommy]

where were you gone to?

[secret garden]

Here's your daily pre-play-off cumshaw.

[mikrofon]

Would the highest honor conferred at Waiters' University be Magna cumShaw?

[tioga]

Barbara Walters offers up a verbal cumshaw regarding journalists:

WALTERS: But, most of us, do not- you don't know whether we're Republicans or Democrats or exhibitionists.

ELISABETH HASSELBECK [Deadpan]: I know you're a Republican.

Trust me Barby, you are a democrat, we can tell.

[NeoCaveman]

So, anybody commit career suicide while I was gone?

Just Ozzie Guillen and John Derbyshire, both of whom could have used the cumshaw: think before you speak.

[Slip18]

Not me. I’m still here cumshawing you! [/sarc]