[Dixie Yooper]

But first, somebody's going to have to move those existing piles of excrement out of the bookstore to make room for all the new piles of excrement.

The existing piles of excrement will go nicely with the historic furniture from the historic Chicago house. A tack room will be needed for hanging all the historic boob-belts.

[Bellflower]

A tack room will be needed for hanging all the historic boob-belts.

LOL Freepers are the funniest!