Ryan Seacrest. Another white guy, huh? I suppose he will be covering the iceskating.
In the interest of racial equality, the networks should go with the affirmative action plan and staff their commentator positions for the Olympics with only ‘blacks’.
This is Ryan Seacrest. I am sitting in the front row of the Sochi Iceberg Skating Palace. The crowd is surprisingly sparse and only a few lights are turned on. Maybe this is a special lead in for the Russian skating team in the 2012 Summer Olympics...