He could have “Stood His Ground” and not jumped, after all it was in Floriduh!
Maybe those Air Jordans cannot really make you fly!
“Maybe those Air Jordans cannot really make you fly!”
Like so many Urban Ferals, when he went to Air Jordan Flight School, he only stayed awake during the the “Jump Take Off’ part.
Alas, he was asleep during the ‘Air Jordan Landing’ class segment.
As any pilot can tell you, the take off is easy, but landing is another thing.