[Vendome]

I’m buying one from about 10 different stores.

If I win(Shea ... and monkeys will come flying out of my butt) I’ll end the misery for several relatives and friends.

I’ll start throwing bars of soap away when the letters come off and from now on the house will be 65° year round.

If the boss don’t like it I’ll buy her a home about 20 zip codes away. LOL

[Lazamataz]

If you win, I will personally write comedic pieces just for you.

Cheaply. Only 100k a shot. :)