The man came to see the doctor about his constant fatigue and the doctor said, “I’m afraid you’re going to have to give up sex.” The man said, “But I’m a young guy. I’m in the prime of my life. How can I just give up sex?” “Well,” the doctor said, “you do what everyone does. You get married and you taper off gradually.”
I fail to find the humor in that joke.
Too close to home
When I had my last check-up my doctor said I needed to give up half of my sex life. So I asked, which half, thinking about it or reading about it?