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Posted on 03/30/2012 6:19:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/30/2012 6:20:06 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Look for the union label, then buy elsewhere.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/30/2012 6:20:06 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Mugawd, IBTP at last, babee!
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posted on
03/30/2012 6:20:26 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOO HOOOO TGIF TOP 10!
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posted on
03/30/2012 6:21:09 AM PDT
by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Old Sarge
To: RandallFlagg
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posted on
03/30/2012 6:22:15 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Do chevy volts come equiped with cruise ‘control’ ?
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posted on
03/30/2012 6:22:30 AM PDT
by
maine yankee
(I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
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03/30/2012 6:23:59 AM PDT
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posted on
03/30/2012 6:24:46 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: maine yankee
Do chevy volts come equiped with cruise control ? Umm... Cruising in a "hot" car means something else entirely
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posted on
03/30/2012 6:25:36 AM PDT
by
Cowman
(How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
To: Lucky9teen
My daughter says, if everybody is in control, then nobody is in control....what does she know? She’s only 15.
To: Lucky9teen
I got one of those JVC remote controls for my wife last year. Yes I did.
In return she got me....
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posted on
03/30/2012 6:40:38 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/30/2012 6:49:09 AM PDT
by
notsofastmyfriend
(He is the life of parties he has never attended...)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/30/2012 6:54:42 AM PDT
by
notsofastmyfriend
(He is the life of parties he has never attended...)
To: Lucky9teen
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.”
No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared...
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posted on
03/30/2012 7:05:35 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: All
Can you believe it?
The IRS sent my income tax return form back to me!
In response to question # 4, “Do you have any dependants?”
I replied :
12 million illegal immigrants,
7.1 million crack heads,
16 million unemployed people,
2 million people in prison
and about 600 idiots in Congress.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who the h*ll did I miss?
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posted on
03/30/2012 7:07:18 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: sunny48
Who the h*ll did I miss?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Easy. You missed a Kenyan in the White House with his grifting free-loading family taking million dollar vacations every other month.
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posted on
03/30/2012 7:22:33 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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