It's amazing what can be found in a pawn shop these days.
Yup, but I got mine direct from the source. The banquet at the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago was a lot of fun.
"That excludes muon cold fusion which really does exist, yet hucksters like yourself never mention."
The only "hucksters" on this thread are you and Nifster, proclaiming that "non-muon" LANR doesn't exist because it contradicts existing theory. THAT is nothing more than pseudo-science. REAL science is about finding and explaining "anomalies" (as you are so fond of putting it) based on replicable experimental data. EVERY approach to cold fusion that I know of has been replicated...some of them multiple times. The Pons/Fleischmann electrochemical approach has been verified MANY times. Arata's gas-loaded approach has likewise been verified multiple times. And in many different variations (Piantelli, Ahearn, Miley, Celani, McKubre and more).
Heck, one NASA study replicated Palladium-deuterium gas loading excess heat with an off-the-shelf COMMERCIALLY AVAILABLE DEVICE (palladium membrane hydrogen purifier) by Fralick, et al, at NASA's Glenn Research Center IN 1989!!. The experiment is so simple and direct that it is virtually impossible that it was "wrong" somehow.
And yet, that data was buried because of the fraudulent suppression of LANR by physicists incapable of doing electrochemistry correctly, and the continuing attacks on any funding and new research by certain parties like Parks and his coven.