[don-o]

92% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!

I figure the 8% has something to do with the Yankee I married.

[Mrs. Don-o]

28% Dixie. You are a dandy Yankee Doodle.

And they "din't" even ask about

"hover": (HUV-ver or HAWV-er)

"until" (un-TIL or in-TIL)

"whaddya call a knitted winter cap, maybe a bit elongated with pom-pom on the tip" (stocking cap, toboggan, or toque)

The correct! answer! Is! Toque ---pronounced like 2k or "Cuke."

It's especially a toque if it has fringes.

Extra-and-specially if you wear it to bed, my dear.