My cat Sassie loved my spaghetti sauce. My wife insisted that Sassie not jump up on the table and lick the dinner plates. So when the sauce was prepared I would put some in her bow and announced, "Mange".
My cat stole my chicken tandori off my plate the other night. She is a master thief. I didn’t think she could handle the spices so didn’t mind my plate. Boy, did I have the wrong number!